Brother Constantly Invites Friends Over Without Warning Roommate, He Waits Naked Every Time

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kalila courban
Jan 25, 2022 5:00 PM EST

Sharing space with another person is always difficult, even awful. Living with roommates, oh the horror. We've been there a time or two, or three. It doesn't matter how good of friends you are, how much you like each other, or how much you hate each other, there will always be some trivial issues that instigate arguments and unpleasantry.  For OP and his roommate, who also happens to be his brother, things got a little too comfortable, too fast. We have to take our hats off in honor of OP, who handled this situation both pettily and perfectly.

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    Won't warn me when you are bringing friends over? Fine.

    Font - r/pettyrevenge u/kn1ghtcliffe · 1d 3 3 2 2 e 2 Won't warn me when you are bringing friends over? Fine. So a few years ago I was renting a small 2 bedroom place with my brother. He was very social, had lots of friends while I was more introverted. So he would often bring "friends" (I often had never met these people before) over to hang out with him/us while I rarely, almost never did so. Since in the summer it was extremely hot and we didn't have any AC it was pretty common that we would
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    Font - Well eventually I got tired of the situation and plotted some petty revenge with the hope that he would get the point. The next time my brother showed up with a few friends and I was in my underwear, I just sat there. For the next 3 or so hours I just sat in the middle of the living room playing video games in my underwear, occasionally talking to the other people. No one said anything but I'm sure everyone felt awkward about it. The time after that, same thing; only this time I was watch
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    So, I would be hanging out in my underwear watching tv...

    Font - So, I would be hanging out in my underwear watching tv or playing video games and my brother would walk in with anywhere from 2-4 people (pre-pandemic) and I would just get up and put on a shirt and shorts then sometimes come back out to hang with everyone depending on my mood. After they left I would tell my brother "Hey, I don't care if you're having people over. bring over whoever you want, whenever you want. Just shoot me a text so I know to be decent." Every time he would agree to do
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    Font - AN: Brother/roommate refused to warn my half naked self he was bringing people over so I started remaining in the living room with them in my underwear until my brother started warning me so I could put on some clothes before they arrived. 3k 107 1, Share Award
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    Chillin' on the clean clothes...

    Font - Main-Yogurtcloset-82 · 21h I rented a room in a friends house for a summer. Said friend was very social and since it was her house she didnt feel the need to tell me when people were coming over. It was annoying to say the least but l'd just retreat to my room. But finally one day... I was doing laundry. I had just took my clothes out of the dryer. I dumped all my clean clothes on the couch and laid out some damp bras to dry planning to watch a movie and fold. I decided to take a shower.
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    Watch TV naked!

    Font - Alaskagurl64 • 1d The only thing that would have made this better is if you had watched TV naked. I bet he would have notified the very next time. You are awesome. G Reply 158 kn1ghtcliffe OP · 1d eh, maybe if I had a massive dong. But as I am decidedly average, and a grower rather then a shower I feel that this would have been more embarrassing for me then them. 6 1 142
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    Just make them uncomfortable.

    Rectangle - Quarque · 16h Sometimes the only way to get someone to do something is to make it inconvenient or uncomfortable to not do it.
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    Jackpot!

    Organism - tigerlilly_50049 · 19h Lol. If I walked in and saw a mostly naked viking looking dude on my couch l'd probably be thinking some pretty naughty thoughts. Along the lines of "Dear Diary, Jackpot!!! Reply 1 9 - + kn1ghtcliffe OP · 13h Well if any of the lady friends shared your thoughts they sadly never acted on it in any way.
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  • 09

    Assert Dominance!

    Font - jupitar168 · 1d You should have tried to assert more dominance by staring into their eyes as they walked in and saw you in your undies. Hahaha G Reply 1 6 · + kn1ghtcliffe OP • 13h Oh I did. I would look right at em and greet them all then go back to what I was doing.
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    Product - AcrobaticSource3 1d Please tell me that during some of these occasions you offered to get food for the guests! And, for bonus points, scratched your armpits (or elsewhere) while making eye contact and asking 6 Reply 1 51 TheOfficialNotCraig • 14h Slow your roll, Satan, some of us are still catching up +
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    Kudos to OP!

    Font - D1133 · 1d Perfect. I like this story and good for you! 6 Reply 1 401 3 kn1ghtcliffe OP • 1d Yep l've always wondered though, was he embarrassed enough to get the point on his own? Or did his friends start complaining to him about how awkward it was to hang out with a nearly naked overweight dude every time they came over? If I had to bet I would guess the latter. 4 560
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    Rectangle - yachtiewannabe · 1d That is right and proper. G Reply 903 + CrispeeLipss · 1d Takes a sip of his tea before digging into that scone 4 206
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    Human body - you_are_breathing · 15h If he didn't get the message, put a sock in your underwear (it doesn't matter at the front or back) then sporadically stand up.
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